Cleansin'

Bridget has chosen an alternative way to count down the days to summer vacation freedom. She is undergoing a 'detoxifying cleanse' which involves choking down clay-based slurries of Hydrated Bentonite, sipping Alkalizer cocktails and popping cocoon-sized herbal capsules called Chompers. The pamphlet attests that the cleanse will be highly effective in voiding the body of harmful 'mucoid plaque.'

It announces that said 'mucoid plaque' is often "shiny or smooth, some pieces may look like rope..." In addition "sections of plaque as large as 2-4 feet long or more are not entirely uncommon, however most cleansers can expect plaque to come out in sections on average of 6-18 inches or longer." Stayed tuned for photos.